Last Scrapings

Simon Brown serves up some more delights

Lord Brown of Eaton-under-Heywood seems to have an inexhaustible supply of memoirs. The first 50,000 words — written entirely on his iPhone — were published in 2021 as Playing Off the Roof & Other Stories. At first, he says, Amazon classified it as a book about DIY construction.

That was followed by Second Helpings — which seems to have avoided the cooke…